"You know something... I like my women like I like my liqueur..."
"Hard and draining on the wallet?"
"No, euphoric, social, and strong."
"Oh. I like my women like I like my coffee."
"Warm, energetic, and there to welcome you in the morning?"
"No, tweaky, scalding, and addictive."
"Dude... that's messed up."
Work is not a place to have a conversation.
